What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
GameStop Earnings Reveal Return to Profits. Why the Stock Is Dropping. - Barron's
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
So they tried
—
No way
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?